GHD? BFD!!!

The devils tool!!

'OMG! WTF! BANANAMAN FFS!!' Comes the cry from the Puggster this morning, as he is woken rudely from his slumber by the less than pleasant smell of burning flesh. It seems that my good lady wife (expletive deleted) decided that the end of the bed, inches away from my foot, would be a good place to put her ridiculously expensive GHD hair-strengtheners! And what makes them so expensive you ask? Well that would be the boast that they get hotter, faster than the next leading competitor. Well, I must admit that I have failed to char myself with any of the other leading market products, so in the interests of fairness I can’t really say if that’s true or not. I can however vouch wholeheartedly for there ability to make short work of human flesh!!

Expect my next post to via a secure facility somewhere in very remote part of the UK cos I’m off to continue the product testing on the missus! Will post the results!