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9 Comments:
"I said suppersize the meal, not me"
By Anonymous, at Monday, August 22, 2005
‘…so then I stamped on his neck and kicked him in the groin, cockney tw*t, Jamie’s school dinners my arse!’’
By puggsley1980, at Monday, August 22, 2005
"MUM!! I want one of them... and one of them... and one of them....."
By Kimbo, at Monday, August 22, 2005
"I'm McHero! Get out of my way, villain, or i'll eat you!"
By hotsirenita, at Monday, August 22, 2005
"I'll have the McMichelin please"
By pugmiester, at Monday, August 22, 2005
ARE YOU EATING THAT?
By Jamal, at Tuesday, August 23, 2005
The use of inflatable children by the marketing department to make it appear people are enjoying McDonalds met with limited success.
By Anonymous, at Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Feck McD's Mate. You wanna try a splif.......
By Anonymous, at Tuesday, August 30, 2005
want dat one.....
By Anonymous, at Tuesday, August 30, 2005
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