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Thursday, September 08, 2005

Bullet Proof Sven


NORTHERN IRELAND 1 - 0 ENGLAND

England suffered one of the most embarrassing defeats in the history of English football last night. As a precaution England manager has been forced to don a bullet proof vest in fear of reprisal's from angry England fans.

The fans chanted "Sack the Swede" as Sven showed no emotion as his side were humiliated in Belfast.
And proud supporters were fed up with the man who enjoyed red-hot times with old flame Faria Alam, but who can only manage to be lukewarm for England.
They were thrashed 4-1 by Denmark last month, and scraped a 1-0 win over minnows Wales at the weekend.
Our national side now needs to win both of their remaining Group Six matches if they are to guarantee reaching the 2006 tournament in Germany.

posted by Jamal at Thursday, September 08, 2005

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