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Thursday, September 22, 2005

How!

This Native Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. Say, mom,", he asked, "why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm'?" "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.", she replied. "Why is my sister named 'Cornflower'?" "Well," his mother answered, "your father and I were in a cornfield, when we made her." "And why is my other sister called 'Moonchild?" "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived," the mother replied. "Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so curious?"

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