Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping. "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe." When Mary did not stir, little Johnny, who was seated in the chair behind her, took out a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Mary. The teacher said,"Very good Mary." Mary fell asleep once again. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Mary did not even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and once again the teacher commended her and she fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And once again Johnny jabbed her with the pin thinking he was helping. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The teacher fainted
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