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Sunday, September 18, 2005

Who farted?

The Queen of England was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the Royal Stables when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored. "Oh dear," said the Queen, "how embarrassing. I'm frightfully sorry about that.""It's quite understandable," said the Archbishop, and after a moment added, "as a matter of fact I thought it was the horse."

1 Comments:

  • lol now that's funny.

    I see you're a new blog in the BlogAdvance line up and woohoo you've got TONS of fun stuff.

    I'm going to keep reading.

    Deb
    BA~~19

    By Blogger Clublint, at Thursday, September 22, 2005  

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