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Saturday, November 12, 2005

Does life really suck?

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having conversation. The pickle says: "You know, my life really sucks! Whenever I get big, fat and juicy.... they sprinkle all seasoning over me and stick me in a jar." The cucumber says: "Yeah.. you think thats bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy.... they slice me up and put me over salad!" The penis says: "You think that your lives are tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy and juicy.... they throw a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a dark, wet, smelly room and force me to do push ups until I throw up and lose consciousness!!"

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