The Jammy Blog: Monkey business..!

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Thursday, December 01, 2005

Monkey business..!

After a noticeable absence, I am please to announce the return of TJB’s Caption Competition!

The best entry will win a lifetimes supply of fresh air, so get your entries in now by clicking the comments button.

Puggs,

7 Comments:

For the third year in a row, little Jimmy was less than impressed with his Christmas sweater.

By puggsley1980, at Thursday, December 01, 2005
Thats one BIG banana!

By Jamal, at Friday, December 02, 2005
Once again the inconsiderate vet forgot to warm the thermometer!

By puggsley1980, at Friday, December 02, 2005
Is that really you mum??? or is it dad???

By Kimbo, at Friday, December 02, 2005
Oh fook... I've killed them!!!

By Kimbo, at Friday, December 02, 2005
I've just shit my kecks!!

By Kimbo, at Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Waddya mean not cool, I went to Kimbo's hairdresser and everything..

By Anonymous, at Wednesday, December 07, 2005

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