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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

100 things not to do if you are a fictional character No.1

"Slow but effective"

If you find yourself running through a dark wooded area being steadily chased by a 2ft leprechaun or a stumbling zombie with a top speed of 3kph, don’t break a sweat by running.

Take it easy, have a smoke, enjoy the scenery, when the time comes for you to be slaughtered the horrible monster will unexplainably appear from behind a tree directly in front of you. So don’t worry about it…

More tips, coming soon...

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