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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

The Games?

Well, it appears to be that time of the year again, the next bunch of "carefully selected" chimps has been brought out and paraded in front of the cameras for our collective "entertainment". Ad nauseum, is it only me that hates this tripe?
It's a real shame, this kinda stuff is creating slack jawed drooling idiots of normally sane people, so you get to work and it's "OMG!!111one did you see what 'Mandy Lamb did last night, while she was picking her nose and slagging off another "insert celebrity (more on celebs later - it's a fave rant of mine) name here", it was f*cking amazing" Have our collective lives become so shallow that we have to both watch and then talk about this drivel?

All I can say to it is RAWR! and stab myself in the head with the whole pointlesness of it all.

At least make it interesting and let's see some naked quivering Mandy muff brushing the ice on the curling section.

Bah! Dropped back into type.

/me stabs self in head.

posted by Grimster at Wednesday, March 22, 2006

1 Comments:

  • You can have hours of fun faking interest in these shows, just start talking to the office RTV junkie like so:

    'Did you see what that guy did last night? I don't like him, the gay one..' then follow up with things like 'and i don't like that blonde one, shes a right posser or the black one, whats his name? Token?'

    You can keep it up for weeks...

    By Blogger puggsley1980, at Wednesday, March 22, 2006  

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