The Jammy Blog: Honey, I shrunk the kid!!!

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Honey, I shrunk the kid!!!

2 Comments:

Do I laugh? Or should I be appalled? I
ll do both! Poor kid will be seeing a therapist in his/her future!

By RagDoll, at Tuesday, March 21, 2006
He won't be seeing anything if his Dad stops that bike quick!

"Honey have you seen the kids?"

By puggsley1980, at Tuesday, March 21, 2006

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