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Sunday, March 26, 2006

Random Rant


LOLerskates! Visit this guy's site NOW! Accidentally tripped over it whilst reading the Mr. Bump auction below, this fella's a genius.

Why you still here?

Go!

posted by Grimster at Sunday, March 26, 2006

4 Comments:

  • Baz is definately a hero to the masses!!!

    By Blogger Kimbo, at Monday, March 27, 2006  

  • That is absolutely the funniest site I have seen in ages....

    I can't stop laughing eveytime I remember the things not to stick you todger in or may favourite that I have still yet to finsh reading as it's still too painfull to laugh that much - all about Bovril - http://www.randomrant.co.uk/content/view/40/2/

    By Blogger pugmiester, at Monday, March 27, 2006  

  • The open letter to the kids outside the Co-Op was my fav... The bit about shoplifting made me pi**!!

    By Blogger puggsley1980, at Tuesday, March 28, 2006  

  • Oh, too kind gents, too kind...

    By Blogger Baz, at Tuesday, March 28, 2006  

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