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Friday, May 12, 2006

Flogging a Dead Horse...

Ah t'is the season!!! Big Brother will soon return to our screens and my TV will get a well deserved rest. But all is not lost...

A little game I like to play when its BB season is to fake conversations about it in work with various idiots. When I spot a BB conversation going on I drop in with a random comment like 'oh, is that the stuck up bird/fella?' Then you can throw in things like 'Mind you, I like him/her better that the gay/black one' and so on. You're usually safe with stuck up, slaggy, black, gay, northern, environmentalist, mouthy, lazy, fit, transgender and the one who's always getting her tits out.

See how long you can keep it up before they rumble on the fact that you don't watch the show.

2 Comments:

  • hey, I thought it was just me who did this!
    have nver watched BB and CAN'T BELIEVE that the barrel has not been scraped enough...

    By Blogger Amanda, at Monday, May 15, 2006  

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    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Saturday, July 22, 2006  

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