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Friday, February 16, 2007

Roger's Profanisaurus

I’ve decided to share with you lovely reader, a few select entries from Roger Profanisauras, which is available from all good bookshops (Please don’t sue me Roger..) and contains perhaps the whitiest words ever known to man.

Back in The Day when we all worked together a copy of the above graced my desk for all to read and have a good chortle at, but now I’m using the mediums of cyber space to do the same.

So without further ado, here is today’s word..

Palmorama
n.
A late night ‘investigative’ report into the American porn industry or similar, eagerly watched by single men who have a penchant for hard news.

Another one soon…

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