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Thursday, February 22, 2007

USBO

OK, I've decided to create a new regular spot to the Jammyblog, the University of Stating the Bleeding Obvious (USBO).

It seems that the Office for National Statistics had a bit too much budget left coming up to April and decided to commission some research (on behalf of the USBO) that suggest non other than the idea that Scottish people drink more than regular people!!!

OMFG WTF BANANAMAN!!!!!

I never knew that, good job that some tax payer money was spent finding out this very important fact, I can sleep soundly now I know this.

But wait! It's not over yet, the USBO have also discovered that young girls from under-privileged areas are four times more likely to get fucked in a bus shelter and fall pregnant! Apparently its even worse if you take into account girls under the age of 16!!

Well knock me down with a feather if I didn’t know that!!

More from the USBO as it comes in. In the meantime I'm off to the nearest council estate to find a run down bus shelter, presuming Jamie hasn't beaten me to it.

1 Comments:

  • Pass me a fat arsed government grant and I could state obvious shit as long as the money keeps flowing.
    Here's a freebie:
    "Chicken tastes of fuck all".
    Alien flesh theories in a later blog - along with other non-earthly items - such as the "alien" space metal that's only available in the USA.
    ALOOMINUM!

    By Blogger Grimster, at Thursday, February 22, 2007  

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