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Monday, December 17, 2007

Don't do it!

DO NOT under ANY circumstances google "2 Girls 1 Cup"

Seriously, unless you never wanna see another chocolate fudge sundae again.

NOT WORKSAFE - Don't do it!

posted by Grimster at Monday, December 17, 2007

4 Comments:

  • Does "poo" talk still exist at work or has it disappeared forever?

    By Blogger Kimbo, at Tuesday, December 18, 2007  

  • No poo allowed.

    Period.

    They have had HR construct a "Poo Free Workplace Policy" which strictly and explicitly disallows all poo references within the bounds of the company's property with the exception of a small shelter that has to be 50% or better open to the elements in case of poo misuse. This is in fact a major reason why Puggs left.

    Probably.

    By Blogger Grimster, at Tuesday, December 18, 2007  

  • Come on Puggs... Spill the poo!!

    By Blogger Kimbo, at Wednesday, December 19, 2007  

  • It's true, i simply could give up the bullshit that i had come to love working at *THE COMPANY* that when they banned it i had to leave.

    Further proof of BullShit 'cutbacks' can be noted in the recent IT dismissals.

    By Blogger Puggsley1980, at Friday, December 21, 2007  

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