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Monday, February 02, 2009

Sno-Way!


Yeah - Cheesy but WTF is wrong with this shitty country - a little bit of frozen precipitation and the whole world goes to shit.
This is where I should be whining on about "when I was a lad it was proper snowy" - which it was etc. but it seems we've forgotten totally how to travel in cold conditions.


I was in Iceland just over a year ago, proper ice storms 'n everything and there was dudes going around eating ice-cream from a shop there called snaeland! Now that's hardcore! In Finland you can't pass your driving test unless you've done proper skid-pan training.


We suck hard.

posted by Grimster at Monday, February 02, 2009

1 Comments:

  • If you can get out of your door, its not snowing hard enough, fuckers.

    People are just soft, get a grip and get out there and make some snow angels. You can even do yellow halo's if you put your mind to it and have a good aim.

    By Blogger Puggsley1980, at Monday, February 02, 2009  

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