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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Ah! The joy of Photoshop!


Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Pugs word of the day

Nincompoopery

Umpimp Ze Auto

I know I know, these ain't new by the longest stretch of the imagination, but our resident car pimper is looking at a new upgrade so this prompted me to dig it up again.



VDUB 1

VDUB2

VDUB 3

Tinfoil Hattery...

It's common knowledge that aliens or the government or something is beaming harmful signals throughout the universe nonstop, 24/7. This is what makes almost everyone mindless hypnoslaves, forced to conform to society's norms. But not you, for you are wisely covering your head with dynamic space-age metal, the only substance known to repel those hypnowaves: tin foil. With your homemade tin foil hat, your brain is safe.

Goto http://www.ericisgreat.com/tinfoilhats/index.html for further details.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

NEWSFLASH - Helpdesk really are Super!

"No Comment" was the only reply to stunning photographic evidence of "alternate lives" being lived out by helpdesk personnel.

Inquiry continues.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Word of the day

OK, so I'm kinda stealing this from the Grimster.... but listening to Chris Moyles this morning and he was discussing with the team what word they would use to start a book they had written and Dave came out with an absolute belter but had no idea how to put it in context... Anyway I think it should be a word of the day and should be used as much as possible...

Spatula