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Saturday, February 18, 2006

It's Almost Summer

You know it's almost Summer
when the girls start showingoff their belly buttons...
Check out the handbag!!!

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Fire Drill

A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife:
"Y'know sump tin, honey, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.

Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de 'ingine and we's ready to go.

From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I says Bell two', you jump on de bed. When I says 'Bell tree', we's gonna mek love all tru de night."

The next night he came home and shouted 'Bell One' and she stripped naked. 'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed. 'Bell Tree', and they started to make love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".
"What de hell is 'Bell Four', woman?"
She replied: "Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire."

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

National Smoking Ban!!!

From Summer next year it will be illegal to smoke in a public building in the UK. What are your views on this amazing law by MP's good or bad? What will they be outlawing next. Chewing gum...

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Andy's Sandwich Review!

Contents – chiselled wheat-topped soft sub roll, baby-beetroot (sliced), juicy pickled onions (also sliced), finest Yorkshire honey-roast ham and Heinz salad cream.

First Impressions – Expectations of the savoury treat are phenomenal. Pickled onion is peeping out the side of the sandwich; some would say it’s ‘winking’ at you…

1st Bite – The taste is sensational! Juicy baby-beet combined with tender cuts of finest ham provides the taste buds with sublime flavours unrivalled.

2nd Bite – Taste overload!!! The creamy lubrication provided by the salad cream has mixed with juices from the beet. Danger!!

3rd Bite – Meltdown.

4th Bite – Hunger now satisfied, the body rejects any further attempts to re-fuel. You are now on a come-down.

Conclusion – This sandwich is the shiznit.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Top Number Plate!!!

Monday, February 06, 2006

Hedgehog Soup

I was looking through the news today and found an article on a man who has written a recipe book for the cute little garden hedgehog...

Who on earth would eat one of these poor little creatures for lunch, or on a sandwich. I suppose once you've finished you could use the spikes to pick the bits of it's torso out of your teeth.

What do you think? could you eat one???